I Wanna Desecrate You

mowtom:

i spent the last week and a half or something writing this ridiculous porn i need to archive it here UGH how upsetting johann is gonna make fun of me it’s okay i have weapons against that menace

IT’S JULIE/NO. 2 FOR THIS KINK MEME POST so if my theme is horrible you can read there and it is full of car analogies and one-liners that i’m really proud of ok and safe sex and— oh my gOD I HAVE TO FIX ALL THE FORMATTING [SCREAMS]

alternate title is Later She Told Claire Everything And They Decided To Replicate The Experiment, You Know, For Science. alternate alternate title isCyborg Dan Was Watching And He’s Totally Gonna Tell On You, Babs, Mike Chilton Will Pay

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“Hey, you.”

The Duke’s place is this oversized mansion with too much trim, so every time the Burners end up in there Julie feels like they’re a handful of Polly Pockets in a Barbie house. If Barbie was a self-centered jerk who only decorated with pictures of herself, anyway. It’s huge and empty and full all at once, because for all the stretch limos and the lines of people in black suits there was all this space overhead that was like, is this a house or a stadium. Lots of shined-up unused space like back home in Deluxe. 

Less by way of killer robots, though.

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